by urban asshole February 19, 2010
What most teens think is a trend is actually them getting knocked up with one of these bundles of joy.
what you call one you love.
what you call one you love.
16 year old girl and boy:Lets have sex ( opps no protection boy comes inside anyway)
girl: oh no im gonna get pregnate we should keep the baby :)
boy: oh yeah ill be here the whole way and well be a family.
girl goes into labour: wahhhhhhh congrats...
boy: this is to much its over
girl: damn your father he left uss i should of wated and not been a little ho in my teens!!
girl: oh no im gonna get pregnate we should keep the baby :)
boy: oh yeah ill be here the whole way and well be a family.
girl goes into labour: wahhhhhhh congrats...
boy: this is to much its over
girl: damn your father he left uss i should of wated and not been a little ho in my teens!!
by cek32 October 24, 2010
by danny August 29, 2004
by Ben Kurth March 07, 2005
A small crying bald thing, with a cord coming out of its belly, usually wailing its eyes out and swinging at everyone because it was TOASTY WARM in its moms stomach. At least 'till mommy pushed and the doctor pulled it out.
Dude, www.urbandictionary.com could totally have my first born baby. I mean, what would I do with it?
by DshakeS July 10, 2008
Our future !
Make as many as possible, for the survival of the species, and to germinate our superior genetics !
They are a pain in the ass when they're newborn, but at around 3 years old, they become so cute they'll make you want to have another !!!!
Make as many as possible, for the survival of the species, and to germinate our superior genetics !
They are a pain in the ass when they're newborn, but at around 3 years old, they become so cute they'll make you want to have another !!!!
"You're so crazy, I'm about to have your baby."
by handle187 November 07, 2003
Apr 24 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

