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the absolute worst STD you can get. they will stick to you until death.
"hey i heard bill got an std from jen."

"herpes?"

"no, babies."
by urban asshole February 19, 2010
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What most teens think is a trend is actually them getting knocked up with one of these bundles of joy.

what you call one you love.
16 year old girl and boy:Lets have sex ( opps no protection boy comes inside anyway)
girl: oh no im gonna get pregnate we should keep the baby :)
boy: oh yeah ill be here the whole way and well be a family.
girl goes into labour: wahhhhhhh congrats...
boy: this is to much its over

girl: damn your father he left uss i should of wated and not been a little ho in my teens!!
by cek32 October 24, 2010
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a name used when trying to use a pick up line, or picking someone up
hey there baby....
(by the way this line usually doesn't work)
by danny August 29, 2004
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A small crying bald thing, with a cord coming out of its belly, usually wailing its eyes out and swinging at everyone because it was TOASTY WARM in its moms stomach. At least 'till mommy pushed and the doctor pulled it out.
Dude, www.urbandictionary.com could totally have my first born baby. I mean, what would I do with it?
by DshakeS July 10, 2008
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Our future !

Make as many as possible, for the survival of the species, and to germinate our superior genetics !

They are a pain in the ass when they're newborn, but at around 3 years old, they become so cute they'll make you want to have another !!!!
"You're so crazy, I'm about to have your baby."
by handle187 November 07, 2003
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