baby

A term used to describe one's partner by secret paedophiles.

Come on baby, lets put you to bed so I go look at newsgroups.

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004

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Babies

people who bitch to you constantly about pointless drama and expect you to listen them

dude im sick of these babies with thier drama

by Darkside 734 March 7, 2009

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baby

A mother-fucking roly-poly, chubby-cheecked, shit-machine.

He: Rita's pregnant!
She: Say again?
He: Rita IS PREGNANT!
She: A mother-fucking roly-poly, chubby-cheecked, shit-machine. Are you kidding me?
He: Well, I've never heard it described a baby in quite those words before, but yeah.

by nnnickname May 29, 2017

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1) A pile of cells that cries.
2)The reason for cancelling trips.
4)Devil's essence.
5)My shampoo.
6)Robert Pattinson's hair.
7)Ingredient for Matza.

1) My baby didn't let me sleep last night.
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4) Yo, Lucifer, what cologne did you yuse? -Baby.
5)Your hair smells so good! Did you use something new? Yes! I am using a new baby.
6) This baby is on fire! Call 911!!!!!

by theamazingraceforbubblesammich January 5, 2015

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