A person who watches over someone after they have taken LSD so that is they go on a bab trip they won't harm themselves.
John's got some more LSD.I'm going to be his babysitter.
by Deep blue 2012 December 03, 2009
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A person who sits on a baby's dick.
My old babysitter used to sit on my cock when I was a 2-year-old baby.
by Marvin Johann Stamitz January 30, 2009
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A person who not only supervises, but actually sits on the child making sure that her title is secured, while chewing gum and talking to her flavor of the week on the phone
Mom, I didn't know babysitters actually sit on people. Maybe they should be called baby watchers instead.
by Anonymity265 April 27, 2010
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In the drug world, babysitter refers to 1.75 grams of illicit material, or 1/16th of an ounce. Derived from teenager, which is itself derived from "teeny," the diminutive of "1/16th."
Yo, can I swing by your pad and pick up a babysitter?
by Yon Yiminy Yon Yonson March 26, 2007
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A sex position in which a female sits on the male's lap sideways while doing either vaginal or anal intercourse. Meanwhile the male performs oral sex on the female.

The homosexual version of this position is called the Bad Santa.
Suzy and George enjoy the babysitter.
by MC KillaByte September 21, 2007
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Someone who cares for children from birth generally up to 12.

Or someone who can't behave themselves on the job.
I was had an in-house babysitter named Warren, me and my friend named Joe had a quick 5 minute game of Monday Nite Football.

Warren came out of the office, saw us, and kicked our ass.
by Saints October 19, 2003
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