Noun \ˈkrī-iŋ ˈbā-bē ˈsin-ˌdrōm also -drəm\

Severe medical condition in which symptoms that would normally leave a reasonable person unfazed distress the affected patient to a remarkable degree. Often typified by symptoms that don’t make sense together and/or change or intensify with each round of questioning or when another healthcare provider enters the room. CBS is generally treated with a prescription-strength straw (to suck it up) and/ or a double dose of M.T.F.U. (man the f^@# up ).
Medic/Nurse: “Welcome to the Emergency Department. How can I help you?”

Random Whiner “Yeah… um I have a really bad paper cut on my finger. And my left eye is very itchy. Oh, and I think I pulled my spleen. It hurts. A lot. But not as bad as the paper cut. I am most definitely dying.”

Medic/Nurse: “Okay then. One moment,” *turns to Doc* “Looks like another case of Crying Baby Syndrome. We’re going to run out of straws at this rate!”
by Green_Machine November 14, 2013
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Tough cry baby is a girl/boy who can be tough but is very emotional or cries easily
i can't believe Ryan is dating such a tough cry baby she can't even make sense
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That one bitch who's sensitive af and cries for the most unreasonable things ALL THE TIME
Been together for two weeks..
Boy: it's over.
Cry baby bitch: runs away, and cries in the bathroom for 3 hours
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People who were handed everything in their lives and don't ever work for anything. They cry and throw fits because Trump is president and they no longer get participation trophies. So they go around making up words and complaining about Trump and everything else in the world when they don't get their way
Y'all stop being cry baby bitches and get on with your pathetic lives!
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Somthing that crys alot and gets on nerves when your trying to sleep, and watch foodnetwork.
Shut up you cry baby fuck!
by Lance Smith June 28, 2007
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something some one says when they are shocked at what you just said
Dead Baby jokes.
Racial Jokes.
MILF Jokes.
Jesus Jokes.
(Man 1)how do you stop a baby from cawling around in circles.
(Man 2) How.
(Man 1) You Nail the other hand down.
(Man 2) That is so fucked up, you make the baby Jesus Cry.
by Crispy6983 May 11, 2006
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A person who (cries) or (complains) about every aspect of their (job) at (work). So much so that it often appears as though the only thing the do in a day or get paid to do in a day is to (complain). Most often accompanied by a series of heavy (sighs) and (crocodile tears) which can be produced on command to suit the situation at hand. Tears are used when the maximum amount of (guilt) is required to ensure (sympathy) is displayed by their (coworkers).
Did you hear about poor “so-in-so”, she was told that she could not go to the kitchen for her 2nd (feeding) until (break time.) But don’t feel bad for her, she is a (“Professional-Cry-Baby”.)
by The Wonder Girls March 03, 2010
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