Urban Dictionary: BTD

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Bring that dick. It's a blunt and concise request, disguised with text. It means they're horny and restless, for consensual sex.

"But I got your text, saying BTD
With an eggplant, a peach, and little water drops
So I’m assuming you're wet"

by rkskr February 13, 2021

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I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.

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BTD

BTD, Buy The Dip (stocks). In a bull market people buy stocks when ever they dip believing they will be more expensive after a while.

Investors keep on BTD until the market finally crashes.

by euroelho October 08, 2018

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BTD

When people are being really stupid and irritating and disrespectful, and things are really corrupt you use this abbreviation which stands for "Bitches These Days"

Person 1: Emma hooked up with Kaylee's boyfriend Alex???!!!
Person 2: What the eff is up with that?! BTD!!!!!

by Alkaymma Bamurlein January 12, 2011

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BTDS

BTDS is an acronym that stands for Bigger Than Dick Shit. When you take a huge ass shit, look into the toilet and wonder "I think that's bigger than my dick" you've taken a BTDS.

Joe: Yo Tommy, check the toilet, I just left a BTDS
Tommy: Your BTDS's are like 4 inches

by -Asher October 18, 2010