Burt Reynolds Laugh; it’s like “LOL”, but you’re wearing a cowboy hat and driving a Firebird Trans Am.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

euphemism for the phrase “‘Bout ready to leave”. Used a signal that it’s time to leave a location.

Beyond ROFL and LMAO

Black Rope Lover. A white girl who likes getting banged by a black guy with a big unit.