Like an Alaskan Pipeline, but a hole is poked in the condom, so as it warms up, a little bit of shit will leak out.
I was excited last night to lay an Alaskan Pipeline, but was startled when it turned into a BP Spill.
by Zemanator December 08, 2020
The definition of lazy/cheap CEOs, horrible collaboration of ideas/scientists, and a shit-fuck-ton of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Scientist 1: Dude! Let's use shredded tires and golf balls to stop the oil!
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
by Allen75x May 31, 2010
"Did you see that kid throw up in the hallway today? The vomit went everywhere!"
"Oh yeah, now that was. a BP oil spill"
"Oh yeah, now that was. a BP oil spill"
by Dr_K4rma April 17, 2019
When a man or woman has explosive diarrhea in a bathtub, causing a layer of "oil" to rise to the top, in which the couple engages in sexual intercourse in such bathtub.
A - "So i did some kinky stuff with Cindy last night."
B - "Oh really? What kind of stuff?"
A - "We did the BP Oil Spill. Best sex of my life!"
B - "You're fucked up dude, I'm going home."
B - "Oh really? What kind of stuff?"
A - "We did the BP Oil Spill. Best sex of my life!"
B - "You're fucked up dude, I'm going home."
by Toby The Cat September 16, 2010
To pull out when having anal sex in a pool or hot tub with someone who has to take a shit. The resulting diarrhea will leak out into the water when you pull out, emulating the BP Oil Spill.
by Bucky Cap July 07, 2010
Boyfriend: Oh shit, I think i just had a BP Oil Spill.
Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?
Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*
Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?
Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*
by TacoMann August 20, 2010