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A BOGO Bozo is the guy who buys an everyday item like Raisin Bran, gets one free, then can’t stop buying because the deal is so good. A BOGO Bozo can’t help themselves.
“Sell by” dates are meaningless to the BOGO Bozo. There’s a BOGO Bozo lurking inside all of us and in every household. Some have multiple Bozoes.
BOGO Bozo: I just paid $1.97 for two mega tubes of toothpaste!
BOGO Bozo roommate: We already have twelve lined up in the closet.
BOGO Bozo: Actually, it was only $1.96.
“Sell by” dates are meaningless to the BOGO Bozo. There’s a BOGO Bozo lurking inside all of us and in every household. Some have multiple Bozoes.
BOGO Bozo: I just paid $1.97 for two mega tubes of toothpaste!
BOGO Bozo roommate: We already have twelve lined up in the closet.
BOGO Bozo: Actually, it was only $1.96.
Honey I’m going to the grocery store
Didn’t you just come back?
Uhhh ...this morning maybe
Admit it ...you’re a BOGO Bozo!
Didn’t you just come back?
Uhhh ...this morning maybe
Admit it ...you’re a BOGO Bozo!
by Garbuster928 April 12, 2021
May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019