What does the BNARP do?
They are an online animal rescue platform for peer-to-peer support. Basically connecting people who help animals in need or at risk.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

Blake: "I Bnarped in the car "
Me: " What is Bnarp?"
Blake: "Heheheh"