by fuck mt jery December 10, 2018
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- Jane: My grandpa wakes up with Big Morning Wood every morning & has sex with my grandma, the only time he can make love with her. Hehehe!
- Khalaf wakeS up with BMW very morning, its normal
- Every guy usually wakes up with a woody, otherwise people will say he’s expired.
- Some people say if you wake up with morning wood, it’s just normal. If you don’t, it’s a physical problem.
- Khalaf wakeS up with BMW very morning, its normal
- Every guy usually wakes up with a woody, otherwise people will say he’s expired.
- Some people say if you wake up with morning wood, it’s just normal. If you don’t, it’s a physical problem.
by Iyad Nemer April 18, 2008
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person 1: do you have transportation?
person 2: yeah... I get around
person 1: what type of car you got?
person 2: a BMW ....... bus, metro & walk
person 2: yeah... I get around
person 1: what type of car you got?
person 2: a BMW ....... bus, metro & walk
by Suffered Alien November 23, 2009
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Dave: "Hey, look at that guy with the awesome tan driving a new BMW M3 convertible full of gorgeous chicks."
Mike: "I know for a fact he sleeps on a sunbed, so no way is he dicking any of them. He's just a fucking wanker."
Mike: "I know for a fact he sleeps on a sunbed, so no way is he dicking any of them. He's just a fucking wanker."
by Billy Sollocks July 31, 2008
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-Any black man driving a BMW vehicle must have some type of job.
-Gold digging women assuming a working black man drives a nice car such as a BMW
-Any black man driving a BMW vehicle must have some type of job.
-Gold digging women assuming a working black man drives a nice car such as a BMW
by anonymous1uno March 01, 2008
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by PhD= Pretty Huge Dick July 10, 2008
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