Blow My Ass Off.
Occurs when ingesting extremely gaseous-causing foods or attemping to reenact the burrito episode from "Man verus Food". You feel like you are missing the entire lower section of your digestive tract. Treatment requires a visit to a digestive health specialist which may not be successful. On a postive note, you will be exempt from the phrase, "Stick it up your ass buddy" cause you don't got one!
Occurs when ingesting extremely gaseous-causing foods or attemping to reenact the burrito episode from "Man verus Food". You feel like you are missing the entire lower section of your digestive tract. Treatment requires a visit to a digestive health specialist which may not be successful. On a postive note, you will be exempt from the phrase, "Stick it up your ass buddy" cause you don't got one!
One day at school...
Jane- Hey Sally, do beans make you fart.
Sally- no, but your Mom's brussel sprouts always BMAO
Jane- Hey Sally, do beans make you fart.
Sally- no, but your Mom's brussel sprouts always BMAO
by Russiachina December 02, 2011
by brokenback July 18, 2020
Blast My Astronaut Off. Clean version of 'LMAO', or Laughing My Ass Off, for wusses that don't like to cuss but want to stay scene.
by emandee May 20, 2008