When someone dislikes another individual in the workplace or elsewhere and decides to issue a "bless you" to everyone but that person when he or she sneezes, indicating a lack of worthiness and respectability.
"I don't think Jenna likes me anymore."
"Why not?"
"She gave the selective bless-you to everyone who sneezed in the office today but me, even though I sneezed three different times."
"Oh, that sucks."
"Why not?"
"She gave the selective bless-you to everyone who sneezed in the office today but me, even though I sneezed three different times."
"Oh, that sucks."
by Sir Jobeykobra April 13, 2014
Get the selective bless-youmug. What you say to someone when they hiccup. Typically used for those random, really loud hiccups that sound painful instead of awkward eye contact and confusion.
Person A: *really loud and painful hiccup out of no where*
Person B: "Kazoon-you-bless!"
Person A: "Thanks, buddy!"
Person B: "Kazoon-you-bless!"
Person A: "Thanks, buddy!"
by TasteTheMaple April 19, 2018
Get the Kazoon-you-blessmug. something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself
by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022
Get the I almost said bless youmug. by Azupazdwn October 12, 2020
Get the Bless you childmug.