The person who see's your feet and says " put some socks on before I give you Jake Paul." (jake paul = cancer) Also he likes to suck his friends threenis. He also likes to go vageena swinging with his friends dogs. If you ever meet a Blandon make sure you tell him he looks like a parrot head fish! (parrot head fish eat rocks and poop out sand) Also make sure to kick him..... :) (Also he's making me tell you he like frotnoite bc its for guay people)

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

Blandon...this man is a living legend. The only man who can get a half pound of nugs for 45 dollars. Blandon Paulus is all things $v337. He is a master klepto and master li@4, but still incredibly leet and funny. Do somethin.

A nickname for boring guys called Landon

Blandon is a geek. He is always playing video games, hanging out, and being goofy. If you find yourself your a Blandon be prepared for being ignored and non appreciated. He will ignore you and hang out with his friends and when he is lovey dovey he will only do it in private.

A dumb closeted faggot he’s deaf he’s sped he’s ugly as shit suck at any sport he tries to play and gets no girls