The "cornpone" rhetoric that Bill Clinton used to bombard American citizens with.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

way to fuckin' expensive

Any bill or form of legislation enacted by Congress that is complete partisan bullshit, either fully addressing one side's wants or the other side's, but never satisfying both parties political desires.

the act of complete bullshit without the bull

When your friend is spouting an unbelievable level of bullshit, they are talking as much rubbish as your acquaintance Bill (other names may apply) who maintains an average of 99% bullshit with regards to absolutely anything he says.

Performing an act of utter stupidity, knowing its stupid but doing it anyway and bragging about it later