by Bolo! January 06, 2010
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
by the BHB January 24, 2009
by nealzabub April 26, 2011
Noun.
Acronym for Borderline Homosexual Behaviour.
This is behaviour exhibited by straight men that is generally considered homosexual. Multiple examples of BHB by a single individual may be a sign of B.H.D., Borderline Homosexual Disorder. Generally this is diagnosed as a three strike policy.
Acronym for Borderline Homosexual Behaviour.
This is behaviour exhibited by straight men that is generally considered homosexual. Multiple examples of BHB by a single individual may be a sign of B.H.D., Borderline Homosexual Disorder. Generally this is diagnosed as a three strike policy.
Examples of B.H.B. include:
Enjoying glee
Randomly speaking in high 'sing song' tones
Disproportionate love of Lady Gaga
Wearing exceptionally tight jeans such that a division symbol is present in the crotch region
Understanding anything to do with Sex and the City
Any drink of choice that is not beer
Cannot relate to the movie Remember the Titans
Metrosexuality in ALL forms
Enjoying glee
Randomly speaking in high 'sing song' tones
Disproportionate love of Lady Gaga
Wearing exceptionally tight jeans such that a division symbol is present in the crotch region
Understanding anything to do with Sex and the City
Any drink of choice that is not beer
Cannot relate to the movie Remember the Titans
Metrosexuality in ALL forms
by heapsmissage_90 May 22, 2011
by Jonathan Castillo March 31, 2010
Jun 1 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

