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Butt Fuck Texas. Way out in the middle of nowhere.
I'm not going there, that place is way out in B.F.T.dude!!!
by synt@x February 16, 2007
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Blunt Force Trauma. An extremely powerful marijuana blunt that causes trauma to ones psyche, allowing the affected person to only repeat the word "dude" over and over wal staring at a wall.
Ted. dude

Me. What

Ted. dude

Me. What. And why are you staring at the wall

Ted. dude

Me. Fuck BFT again ted fuckin light weight.
by Sirjackass January 03, 2012
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Big Fat Tom is an obese white guy who drowns his inadequacies in the purchase of expensive stereo equipment followed by bouts of overeating and self-loathing. Big Fat Tom's main goal in life is to attain Seanernetery, but he knows deep down that that is impossible. One so fat can never be so fit!
Big Fat Tom can bench press his own weight, but ask him to do a pullup, lmao!
by Seanernet January 12, 2005
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Assistant programmer to the YARE (yet another ragnarok emulator) development team. Implimented 2-2 classes as well as negotiate peace between Gravity LLC and the YARE dev team.
bft, can you take a look at this segfault please?
by poohsuntzu April 07, 2004
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