BFC stands for Big Fat Cock

bigger fatter cockier

biggest fattest cockiest

the term was originally created after people realized cock's needed a better description than cagey, or tasty. BFC is the international man standard. Whisper BFC to a true man and he'll realize what you mean.
Hot Chick:"Damn Dale, Hayden and Jason sure have bfc's. big fat fucking cock."

Wang: you like big fat cock?

Hayden: sure do!

Dale: My BFC was too heavy and broke my leg
by whalemeallover February 14, 2011
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BFC stands for Big Fucking Can, the 32 fluid ounce size of Monster energy drinks. For now they come in the regular flavor and the Heavy Metal flavor.

For an experimental user of energy drinks: something too tough to handle.

For regular users: a challenge to finish, bragging rights sold seperately.

For pre-occupied users: screw sex, they'd pop one over busting one.

For addicts: drinking 3 daily might as well be The Eleventh Commandment
The crew was good to go clubbing, they'd all had BFCs before they left for the night.
by Sid Barrett May 21, 2008
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Batman’s Floppy cock.

First shown in Batman Damned #1
“Yo I took a GOOD look at the BFC last night”

“Batman’s floppy cock?”

That’s the one.”
by MrMaldark March 08, 2019
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a Best Friend Crush, which originated at the greatest camp on earth, camp louise. most girls have BFCs on the CITs or CAs.
Oh my god *insert Jewish name here* is soooo cool when she leads Havdallah. She is totally my BFC
by camplouiseislife May 26, 2011
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guy 1: DUDE! I wanna totally slam my BFC in that girls BFC (big fucking cunt)
guy 2: ditto
by guy 1.5 December 11, 2008
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"Big Fat Cock" Referringto a Huge Penis usually 9-11 inches long and 6-8 inches around.
That must be a Thomas cause he has a BFC!
by Professor Penis III February 03, 2010
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Look at that BFC ramming food down its face. You BIG FAT CUNT
by maxwell-monty December 28, 2019
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