Friend: Hey, want to do some BDSM?
Me: Sure, I love Jesus!

Person A: Hey, you want to join me in some BDSM?
Person B: Sure! I've been meaning to catch up on my Bible studies!

Do you watch that girl get destroyed in that BDSM video

Yep big dick small men get me going every time

“Well, hey champ! Ya like BDSM?”
“Why, sure! I love Jesus!”

Friend: Hey, wanna do some BDSM ;)
Me: Yes, surely! I love JESUS <333

Mike Pence pretends to be homophobic to hide the fact that he enjoys to perform BDSM

"Hey man, I heard you were into BDSM!"
"Yeah, I love Bananas, Dragonfruit, Strawberries, and Mangos!"