A town on the South Coast of Australia, popular with tourists over the warmer months. It doesn't have much going for it except for the Bay Soldiers Club and the Bayview - which sees local bogans mix with fully sik hectic bros from Canberra for a few wild hours until lockout at 12am. The oval opposite the country club is a known hot spot for parties, and interstate private school lowies can be found wandering no where in particular at all hours on the main arterial roads - especially Beach Rd. Better than Ulladulla and Moruya.

It is a good town, the people in it ruin it. Arguments get created over the tiniest thing and then fights begin. It's a giant game of Chinese Whispers.

Something that is so horrendous and so awful, no one wants to try it

The act of bouncing a bowling ball of the "barriers" numerous times in the interest of getting strike after strike after strike. Often used by bowling n00bs who can't throw straight. Often resultng in breaking of the barriers, or the ball hoping into someone elses lane and pissing a bunch of people off.

Lining the floor with newspapers and covering the bed sheets with towels followed by having sex with a girl on her period

the source of all evil in the world. its immediate erasure would be advisable.

An amazing person. Probably the best one you could ever meet! He's kind, loving and funny. He can show every emotion possible and can cheer you up whenever it is needed.

I guarantee it would be impossible for you to fine someone better than him. I count myself as being so very lucky that he is mine and that I am his.
Please be mine for the rest of my life! Marry me? We'll make a family?

I love you so much, Richard Eoin Bateman, it's hard to believe.