Abbreviation for big ass simp

BITCHEZ AINT SHIT

(aka Burning Asshole Syndrom)

The 'sickness' expierenced in the bathroom while depositing feces in your toilet the morning after eating several spicy things. Causes of this disease are things such as Buffalo Wild Wings' Blazin Sauce and Dave's Insanity Sauce.

In the military, Basic Allowance for Subsistence. Once eligible for it, you get extra money in your paycheck to shop at the base commissary. The consumption of less-than standard dining facility food can be avoided this way.

B.A.S. is the abbreviation for Big Arm Syndrome, a condition found in girls who are slightly overweight where their upper arms are huge compared to the rest of their body. The condition is common in girls who try to stay in shape but neglect their upper body. Often B.A.S. can be the result of a diet high in fat and above average consumption of alcohol. If it is not watched closely it can spread causing the girl to become extremely overweight.

Occasionally it is difficult to spot a girl with B.A.S. as a common side effect is having large breasts, which can be distracting.

Girls with B.A.S. are often over sensitive about their weight and this causes them to be combative and down right bitchy.

The Cure is to go to the gym and lift light weights that tone the bicep and tricep area of the arm. Along with a controlled diet of not eating like a cow, many girls have been able to escape the terrible syndrome and go on to be hot girls again.

1. Dutch name shortened from Sebastiaan
2. World Champion and Gold Medalist
3. Bicycle Whisperer

pronounced bahs, with as in loss, or cross.

verb - to bas
to hang out
to leave

adjective - bas
awesome

expression - BAS!
substitute for goodbye

Can also be used as "bas session" see below