BALB stands for 'Below Avg Low Budget'
It is Used in various situations.
Friend 1: What did you eat in the morning?

Friend 2: A BALB sandwich.

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*2 Friends meet after a long time*

Friend 1: Heyy Buddy! Long time. How have you been?

Friend 2: Living a BALB life. What about you?
by Jakoplasma May 02, 2018
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Big Ass Laugh Bitch
Literally used when tired of LOL...
Awesome Guy: Tell that girl to make me a sandwich!

Other Guy: BALB!
by Douglas J. Falcon the 3rd... August 18, 2010
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Russian word.

The acceptable.
The colloquial. fool, stupid person

On an explanatory dictionary of Ozhegova, Balbes, the colloquial word meaning the confused, rough and crude person
Ты балбес- Ti balbes - You the fool
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Balls where your boobs should be
"Woah that guy needs a bra, he has boobs."

"No, he has balbs"
by balbmaster January 08, 2010
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When a guy pees out his butthole and craps out of his penis
(Zerr-Kim-Baaalb)
Last week I had a horrific experience with a zurkem balb
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A balb can have one meaning, then change its meaning, but still keep its name
Balb = red
To Balbernise = make something red
Balbernised = made red
then its meaning changes
Balb = blue
To balbernise = make something blue
Balbernised = blue
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