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Acronym of Bored as Fuck.
Can also be used as BAFF - Bored as Fucking Fuck.
Describes a state of extreme boredom.
I'm BAF today!
by a9on87 September 07, 2005
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Bored As Fuck. An quick and convenient way of telling someone that you're bored and have nothing to do.
I've been sitting in class for 2 hours staring at slides from the French Revolution, listening to my monotone teacher talk about her favorite war hero - BAF!
by JustinKF September 20, 2010
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Backwards Ass Fuck. When someone is supreme dumbass idiot, they reach BAF status...
Cletus is going over to hit on that girl and the B.A.F. doesn't even see that herpes fired up on her lip.
by KnoxHockey November 28, 2006
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BAF is an acronym, which stands for “Busy as Fuck.” It is primarily used in inter-office cubicle communities of programmers, system analysts, and network administrators.

BAF is rapidly expanding into higher education communities at four-year universities. This migration into the vernacular is due largely to the attendance of established technical workers attending four-year universities.

BAF is rumored to have originated in fall of 2004 as a resulting conversation between a network administrator and a system analyst while attending SDSU (San Diego, CA).
Me: My boss just gave me another major project on top of the three I already have! I will have to work on weekends for 6 weeks!

Friend: Well, between, working full time, going to school in the evenings, family-home life, I guess you will continue to be BAF for a while.
by Mr. Cer November 15, 2006
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acronym; stands for Bored As F--k

He was B.A.F because he couldn't go play pool.

Man, I went out with that chick and was BAF the whole time.
by Boomer December 21, 1999
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I'm BAF until the end of the month when my salary comes.
by AAdonis October 03, 2012
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