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Acronym of Bored as Fuck.
Can also be used as BAFF - Bored as Fucking Fuck.
Describes a state of extreme boredom.
I'm BAF today!
by a9on87 September 07, 2005
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Bored As Fuck. An quick and convenient way of telling someone that you're bored and have nothing to do.
I've been sitting in class for 2 hours staring at slides from the French Revolution, listening to my monotone teacher talk about her favorite war hero - BAF!
by JustinKF September 20, 2010
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Backwards Ass Fuck. When someone is supreme dumbass idiot, they reach BAF status...
Cletus is going over to hit on that girl and the B.A.F. doesn't even see that herpes fired up on her lip.
by KnoxHockey November 28, 2006
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BAF is an acronym, which stands for “Busy as Fuck.” It is primarily used in inter-office cubicle communities of programmers, system analysts, and network administrators.

BAF is rapidly expanding into higher education communities at four-year universities. This migration into the vernacular is due largely to the attendance of established technical workers attending four-year universities.

BAF is rumored to have originated in fall of 2004 as a resulting conversation between a network administrator and a system analyst while attending SDSU (San Diego, CA).
Me: My boss just gave me another major project on top of the three I already have! I will have to work on weekends for 6 weeks!

Friend: Well, between, working full time, going to school in the evenings, family-home life, I guess you will continue to be BAF for a while.
by Mr. Cer November 15, 2006
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acronym; stands for Bored As F--k

He was B.A.F because he couldn't go play pool.

Man, I went out with that chick and was BAF the whole time.
by Boomer December 21, 1999
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I'm BAF until the end of the month when my salary comes.
by AAdonis October 03, 2012
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