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A Büf (BOO-ph) is a black silk, velvet, fleece hat woven in a form similar to that of a beanie (but worn in a way that covers the wearer's ears, forehead, and neck) with iron studs woven across the surface. A Büf (Bæf, for plural) is traditionally worn by followers of the Korrui religion during the span of time from Krampus to Luna Flame.
by Gay train December 14, 2020
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A black or dark grey hat sewn in a form similar to that of a beanie that is lined with smooth-sanded, circular silver or iron studs. A Büf is worn in a way that covers one's upper neck, ears, and forehead along with one's hair by followers of the Korrui religion during The Focused Time
Teacher: You can't wear your your hat in here.
Student: Sorry, my Büf stays on until the end of The Focused Time.
Student: Sorry, my Büf stays on until the end of The Focused Time.
by Da Dank Bitch December 12, 2020
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A "Big Useless Fuck." Usually a huge guy on roids that never really helps anyone do anything simply because he's too busy looking in a mirror.
Girl: Can you get Joe to help me carry my furniture into my room?
Guy: I tried but he's being a BUF.
Guy: I tried but he's being a BUF.
by LeanN'Jacked August 25, 2010
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Stands for Babe Under Fat. It is when a fat girl has the capability to be good-looking if she lost the weight.
by MakerofBuf September 14, 2009
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When you are an introvert and have no social skills, and then someone asks you something but have no answer.
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by Master_Tejas October 13, 2020