Master of cracking necks, gingerbread lattes, kinky fetishes, big black fingers, pants, nature centers, noses, a cradle of cats, foul shots, failures at knitting, garbage disposal, texting machine, konstantine, bagpipes, man thongs, and good kisses. And llamas.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

A person who’s being a next level fuck

1. To impersonate someone so whole-hardily you start thinking you're that person, but you have actually embarrassed yourself in front of everyone.

2. Trying to impress a member of the opposite sex, but being too incoherent to realize that you are not good looking.

To recieve or give a blowjob