While having sexual intercourse grab your partners hips and slide her top half of the bed at a angle then pull out ejaculating down her stomic (if your girl is the right size the stream of semen will flow down her stomic and end up between her tits looking like a water slide)

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.