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A girl who you will put all your time and effort into but she will not do the same she is a player and a pothead but I love her so what the hell.
by Ok boomer____________ April 23, 2020
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The girl who I am in love with even though I have a boyfriend and she knows she is my ex and we cheated on each other and even though I apologized a lot she still broke up with me and I don't blame her then she became my best friend and we were really close until one night I stayed the night at her house and we started to do things and give each other hickeys and stuff then she changed her mind when I was about to go down on her and I completely respected that and was going to sleep on the box spring on the ground but it was super uncomfortable so my dumbass decided to leave so I go and now she hates me for leaving she says awful things to me but all I do is say "ok I am so sorry and I love you" this also happens to be what a simp is
Azreal is honestly one of the best people I know despite the things she says and Azreal is a pothead.
by Ok boomer____________ May 05, 2020
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The god of Darkness and distorted time.an acient evil from the fertile cresent. A destroyer of time and space and the infinate darkness. Mysterious and unknown.
by AzrealNyx March 04, 2009
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The biggest Bitch you would ever meet a slut and a liar a monster in human form something that only appears in video games or nightmares
by The true seker August 19, 2019
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Azreal has been looking for love since eternity! He could not understand the difference between love, lust and loyalty. This is to help the my best friend and guardian angel who has helped me! Love is eternal and spiritual but for humans it can mean various things! Love can mean lust if one ends up meeting the highest level of sexual satisfaction in a relationship. It does mean loyalty to a lot of people because they understand that being faithful is being in love. It means safety to a few. It means care and responsibility to others. And sometimes, you know that it's love at first sight for no apparent reason! It can have various meanings to different people! -Perhaps, I will say yes and maybe I will send red roses, I don't know yet.
Azreal, the angel of death
by Anna Stan July 14, 2019
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A dumb lying fake ass bitch attension seeking hore who acts like she is deppresed when really she is not .
by Jwndosbwmsiwhwoqls v^@:#8`×}÷¿ March 27, 2020