Crowley's angel husband and a hirable magician for birthday parties

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

Aziraphale is a principality and he was to protect the eastern gate of Eden. He's a soft angel who's been around for 6000 years, and he is in love with a certain demon. He helped save the earth. He is pure bastard and enjoys food, his books, and Crowley.