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An exclamation said in response to something stupid, impossible, or sarcastic. Generally used by Southeastern Americans. For full effect, a drawl should be added on the z.
Q: Are you dating that loser?
A: Az if!
by Azalea Aeterna February 27, 2015
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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