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probably gay.
the nicest dude you'll ever meet, honestly.
gives amazing advice and always knows what to say.
loves his friends and enjoys pissing people off.
if you get an axton, don't let him out of your sight, he will manage to come back with a damn penguin named margarita...
in a DMV.
But he's charming as hell, really. His mischief is cute, and mostly harmless.
he's hot, knows his boundaries, and he knows what he's doing.
Axton is so great, i can't wait to hang with him.
God, axton is so fucking hot.
by techno bitch July 15, 2017
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Is actually not gay and is an n word
Damn Axtons hella straight and hes an n word. Btw the way guys i would never say the n word cause im not racist.
by This totally isnt axton September 12, 2019
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a small, rural town in southern Virginia. -has that has a few farms with tobacco, corn, wheat, etc growing.
home to some of the coolest people in the world
Axton has no stop lights, but it has a post office!
by Lily Q June 21, 2005
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The last name of a great musical talent.
Name of a family of songwriters, musicians, film stars and performers.
Hoyt Axton
Mae Boren Axton
Mark Axton
by Mark Axton March 04, 2004
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