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1. the kind of person who would have a swell mullet and matching beard
2. the kind of person who boned your mom on his kickass motorcycle
3. the kind of person who uses vodka to make his alcohol less potent
4. the kind of person who has a lot of guns and is a lumberjack
Citizen: what is the name of the guy who wrestled a bear jumped through a hoop of fire killed bin laden eat ten steaks raw bone ur mom on a flying motorcycle over a volacano all while lumberjacking?

other citizen : Axel
by Axel the lumberjack November 24, 2013
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Axel, the God of memes and love able to make pantys soaked with a glare.has a 80x80 inch horse cock.but he never fucks with rheum real bitches he only fucks with them 2D loli bitches.
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by Excalivier69 May 08, 2018
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Axel is usually a huge Weeb.
Axel is a person with a giant penis.
Axel is a very nice person.
I love Axel.
Why does Kanye West hate Axel?
by The Most True Person January 20, 2019
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What the hell, no love for Twisted Metal? You fucks.

Character in Twisted Metal who takes the form of a man attached to a machine made of a cage or similar contraption for his body and two large wheels. His usual motive for entering Calypso's competition is to avenge the death of his wife.
by God-Emperor April 18, 2008
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Axel is just... well... he's perfection. Destined for success because he's just like that. His appearance is unmatched, absolutely gorgeous, honestly, destined for modeling. He's just an enigma of attraction, you don't know why, but he's got it. Everything he's ever wanted will become his, eventually, after all, Rome wasn't built in a day.
Mmm, that man Axel, WOO, he's perfect.
by November 06, 2020
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He’s broken, he probably put all of his love in to someone and then they were taken away. Give him a hug ;;
Wow that guys acting like a real axel right now, should we help him?
by Gxcha-boi April 11, 2019
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