The art of having more awesome than the competition. However this is not a chirp or insult as your counter part contains a great amount of awesome to be recognized. BUT to be awesomer, one must possess a skill that is noticed and commented on by others. Therefore, it is not permitted for one to title his or herself awesomer than someone else, nor can an individual classify a possession of theirs to being awesomer than another. Awesomer is a compliment and must be received as a statement of achievement. Be warned, as a result of a self-awesomer proclamation, the person is demoted to Chuck Norris rank, once cool, but now a try hard over effort loser thanks to World Of Warcraft commercials.
The story of Awesomer*
One day at the bar, a cute server sparked a conversation with a patron regarding the very existence of the word awesomer. Since she never received that honorable mentions of being awesomer, it was in her beliefs that the word was fictitious.
Unfortunately, this is an example of someone getting their feelings hurt because awesomer IS a word, but was never in context that included the cute server. This is always a possibility within the realm of awesomer.
One day at the bar, a cute server sparked a conversation with a patron regarding the very existence of the word awesomer. Since she never received that honorable mentions of being awesomer, it was in her beliefs that the word was fictitious.
Unfortunately, this is an example of someone getting their feelings hurt because awesomer IS a word, but was never in context that included the cute server. This is always a possibility within the realm of awesomer.
by ScottiePrize January 15, 2012
by Im a Boss Daddy!!!!! January 24, 2011
When awesome just isn't good enough, usually used in a sarcastic manner and told with an air of insincerity
Brittany: Hey are you running this season?
Joe: No it sucks, I have a stress fracture so i can't.
Brittany: Oh that's awesome awesome, you'll get to spend more time with your friends now!
Joe: Actually no Brittany, I have a stress fracture...
Joe: No it sucks, I have a stress fracture so i can't.
Brittany: Oh that's awesome awesome, you'll get to spend more time with your friends now!
Joe: Actually no Brittany, I have a stress fracture...
by Dildo Faggins April 04, 2008
by Just be awesome September 27, 2016
The act of practicing awesomeness at all times.
The Awesomism Creed:
I promise to...
be so awesome that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.
talk of the awesomeness of the world to every person I meet.
make all my friends feel that they are awesome in every way.
look at the sunny side of everything and make awesomeness come true.
think only of awesomeness, to work only for awesomeness, and to expect only the awesomest.
be just as enthusiastic about others awesomeness as I am about my own awesomeness.
forget the times that were less than awesome and press on to future achievements in awesomeness.
wear an awesome countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile.
give so much time to the improvement of my awesomeness that I have no time to criticize.
be too awesome for worry, anger, fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.
The Awesomism Creed:
I promise to...
be so awesome that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.
talk of the awesomeness of the world to every person I meet.
make all my friends feel that they are awesome in every way.
look at the sunny side of everything and make awesomeness come true.
think only of awesomeness, to work only for awesomeness, and to expect only the awesomest.
be just as enthusiastic about others awesomeness as I am about my own awesomeness.
forget the times that were less than awesome and press on to future achievements in awesomeness.
wear an awesome countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile.
give so much time to the improvement of my awesomeness that I have no time to criticize.
be too awesome for worry, anger, fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.
by 3dMosquito August 10, 2012
by williamAustin February 27, 2008
this is usually said after someone did something and had a blast Whitewater rafting sex whatever something so good that the just had to say "IT WAS AWESOME"
I just went rafting this weekend......it was awesome
I had anal sex for the first time......it was awesome
Regina george punched me in the face last week....it was awesome
you get the picture
I had anal sex for the first time......it was awesome
Regina george punched me in the face last week....it was awesome
you get the picture
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com January 23, 2008