Synonyms: I'm stupid, I can't spell, I'm illiterate

It's spelled awful. No E. Just awful.
As opposed to its opposite, Awesome, which has an e. Understood? =) Good!

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

Full of awe, or could inspire enough awe to fill. Dispite sounding like awful, it means quite the opposite.

There is no definition for this word, because this word does not exist. There is no such thing as "Aweful"... except for maybe in this context "Iem AWEFULLY stupid an 'caint spel"

The word is AWFUL folks! Awful means bad (the context that most of you are use to)

.. and it means very good (the context that those who have been to college and read more than just People Magazine)

That's right! The same word is used for BOTH.

full-of-awe; inspiring;

So Awful It's Awe Inspiring.

Full of awe.