When you go vegan for a month and have someone toss your salad while you fertilize their throat.

When you find an avocado in a location that it shouldn't be.

The act of stuffing a woman's underwear into her vagina after vigorous sex.

A rotten avocado behaves like a vegetable in its natural habitat. A Jakob Ip is therefore the definition of a rotten avocado.

You can punch 🎮⚡
#6969 during december!

A disappointed hipster.

someone who is annoying and needs to stop taking social media so bloody seriously