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An Avocado Baby is a attention seeking whore usually is popular for the wrong reasons.
Tries to be something he's not. Secretly wants to be a fuckboy just to get nudes and so he can show he fellow peers cause all he wants is acceptation . Someone that contacts you one day talking about how cute you as are then say the samething to your best friend the same day. Likes to make girls "want" him. Depends on his friends to pay for him. Represents the worst trends of the present moment. Listens to mainstream artists that are mainstream because they're "not" mainstream so like TOP, Melanie martinez, etc.
That Boy is fuckboy!

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by IM A WANNABE February 20, 2017
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Typically a male under 20 who still acts as if he is twelve and wants to be back at his mums breast.
No general interest in sex, again the mum thing.
Dresses like his mum dressed him.
Doesn't wash much.
Strange religious beliefs that just don't ring true somehow.
I had the WORST blind date, he was such an avocado baby, he didn't eat anything, and ordered tap water!!!
by mr tonyharrison July 27, 2009
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