A group of Marines that have the physical features of greek gods. Able to lift heavy objects unlike there inferior aviation counterparts. Pose a seroius health threat to any one who desicrates there creed or makes any attempt to sabotage there wings or comes within 5 feet of them. Known for producing sticky green tape and wraping up there victims in the form of mummys, then beating there legs. If you dispute this definition please visit your local Aviation Ordnance shop and file your complaint, IYAOYAS.
Have you seen LCpl smuckatellie? No, he went to ordnance to file a complaint yesterday.

Did you know Cpl Beltbuckle is trying to lat move to Aviation Ordnance!? He cant do that! One of the requirements is to be hung like a horse.

(PMO) Were looking for suspects on a complaint filed last night. What was the complaint? Well apparently someone stole all the beer from someones fridge in base housing then had sexual relations with multiple females in the persons garage. ooooooh, Ordnance shop is two doors down.
by IYAOYAS 1 July 29, 2010
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The act of an aircraft having zero chance of becoming avialable to perform a trip due to a maintanance issue, crew issue or any other grounding item, then suddenly, like Moses parting the Red Sea, becoming available.
459TN will not be available to perform the 0500L deptarture out of MDW due to the wing falling off. Then at 0400L, Jesus the mechanic came down from heaven and put the wing back on and now, 459TN can complete the flight and as such, it's an Aviation Miracle!
by Not A Mechanic June 13, 2011
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anybody who looks attractive with sunglasses but is far from it when they take them off.

"aviator" as in the type of sunglasses.
the first time i saw her she looked good. All dressed up and rocking the shades. when i saw her yesterday she looked completely different without her glasses. Far from hot. she's got a mean case of "aviator syndrome"!
by cupcake87 December 21, 2010
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One who fucks people in the ass.
That gay dude is a pilot. That must make him an anal aviator.
by White$ October 15, 2006
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a type of sunglasses made by Ray-Ban and used in aviation and in da hood.
I was cruisin' in da Benz wit da fished-out fins, 24's wit 10's, aviator lens.
by Nick D February 27, 2003
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there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
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A person who over uses aviator sunglasses, or one who is not in the Air Force and wears them; Some one who wears fake aviators that are too big for their face, and they think they're cool.
Matt: Man Aaron, your sun glasses don't fit your face. Wear normal glasses.
Aaron: I don't need to, because my huge ass aviators from Target cover my beady eyes.
Matt: You are such an Aviator Whore.
by Matt Grondo September 18, 2005
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