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verb: To add an element so ridiculous or exaggerated to a story or argument, that all accompanying information loses credibility.
The teacher was willing to consider Little Johnny's excuse "my dogs ate my homework" until he Avenatti'd it by adding "and then they gang raped me!"
by Bob Dobbolina October 17, 2018
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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The puss in an infected ass boil that ruptures and leaks all over.
1) Michael called in sick to work today because he has a nasty case of Avenatti .
2) Michael has to go to the doctor to have his Avenatti lanced.
3) What the hell happened in this bathroom? It looks like someone sprayed Avenatti everywhere!
by Sniper-X November 11, 2018
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