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James Cameron's pet project for 10 or so odd years that, similar to Zepplin's pet project called the 'Hindenburg' might have gotten off, but utterly failed to deliver. The premise is a Dances with wolves like atmosphere, were the Army is now a corporate mercenary force sent out to protect galactic miners from the indigenous aliens that inhabit the mined planet of Pandora. A diplomatic approach is conceived where a chosen few will be mentally connected to living Human-Alien hybrids and take on their bodies, hence the title of Avatar. Once these people are avatars, they will go into the forest and gain the trust of the native Na'vi, tall slender, and blue aliens that need to be relocated so the Company can mine their area for a precious element called Unobtainium. Trouble brews and drama grows, money is spent, and this IS ONE OF THOSE MOVIES YOU CAN ONLY SEE AND ENJOY IN THEATERS.....sadly you can't watch it at home for a dollar and be disappointed.
Jack: " Jane! Did you see Avatar"
Jane: "Yes Jack, I did."
Jack: "didn't you just love that cool 3D and the special effects?
Jane: " Jack, quite frankly, I did not. I thought the entire film was a giant waste of $13.50 and 2 and half hours. James Cameron cannot write for shit, cannot create decent characters, cannot cast properly, and has way to much fuckin' money in his back pocket. How you could like it, you little waste of jizz, is way beyond my comprehension."
Jack: "But, but, the effects..... the 3D.......the sexy blue chick....."
by Yikker Yakker January 01, 2010
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The act of using a friend to have sex with someone else while you control them.
Joel and Richiard just fucked that girl avatar style
by Avatar2101 January 03, 2010
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Being environmentally too friendly. Coming from James Cameron's movie "Avatar"
Dude did you just throw that paper in a NON RECYCLING bin?!

WOAH, Avatar chill
by MiggyChan January 26, 2010
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When a man and a woman ttie there hair together and the man and woman takes turns choking each other until they turn blue while fucking eachother
After work last night me and a hooker went home and avatared eachother.
by J. Albrecht August 08, 2010
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An awesome show on Nickelodeon that includes the manifestation and controlling of the four elements (water, earth, fire and air) The Avatar is the only one who can control all four. The show is an awesome show that combines comedy with drama and awesome storytelling.
Will: "Hey did you see Avatar on Friday?"
Abby: "Yeah, that was funny with the whole 'Sokka's Boomerang' bit"
by RandomAvatarFan June 16, 2008
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A world where any and all plants are The Sacred Something of Something…
Giant smurf looking guy: We should go to the sacred bush of lost souls. I hear it’s extra sacredy this time of year.

Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: We did that last week. How but the sacred shrub of hollow visionaries?

Giant smurf looking guy: Nah, too expensive now. What about the stick of underdeveloped dreamscapes?
Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: You didn’t hear? That place closed down awhile back. The only other place I can think of is the sacred cow patty of the valued elders.

Giant smurf looking guy: That settles it then. Go hook your hair up to that anteater looking horse and let’s get out of here.

Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: You are so Avatar.

Giant smurf looking guy: If only I could control Ohio’s weather.

Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: At least you’re very Luke. You got that going for you.

Giant smurf looking guy: Yeah, but you’re no Becky. I’m so Avatar and I don’t even know it.
by Flagges Stone February 04, 2010
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