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An individual who studies how to be 'next-level' for the purpose of being popular as opposed to ACCIDENTALLY struggling with solutions to make everything better for self and all that acknowledges self.
An avant-bro might also prefer to watch television/internet, do expensive drugs, drink, play drinking games, listen to brostep, talk about girls that are only interested in repeating information & their own bodies, shit talking/making fun of people as opposed to getting into some creative activity that no one's ever understood before.
An avant-bro might also prefer to watch television/internet, do expensive drugs, drink, play drinking games, listen to brostep, talk about girls that are only interested in repeating information & their own bodies, shit talking/making fun of people as opposed to getting into some creative activity that no one's ever understood before.
"I paid $xx,xxx.xxx for my imagination so I could be an avant-bro, spend my parents money and not have any interests outside of socializing."
by 185668232 July 07, 2012
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018