The craziest school you could think of. Almost everyone there is retarded. People who graduate from there have fake diplomas. It is run by a power hungry principal with an ego problem. The kids are supervised after school by a pedophile loser named Paul who will never make it in the real world, with a real job. Most people that attend there are clueless about things. Some are so out of it they don't know what's going on outside they're own head, if there's anything in their head, that is. There is the real world, and then, there is Avalon.

an enjoyable, yet flatulent companion. one who is depicted with amazingly long hair, with a face so hideous that it makes small children cry. However through her beastly features lies a beautiful soul...though one might not think it on first impressions

Mickey Avalon, sometimes called "The Ave" is a former male prostitute/street hustler turned glam-rapper from hollywood, California.

The greatest machine to ever come out of an automobile plant. It can easily act as a mobster mobile, soccer mom bus, Grandpa's ride or other various applications.

Often times, other companies will design and produce a new car, roll it off the line and simply say "Nope, it's no Avalon, trash it."

While many other cars only last 100,000 miles, the Avalon isn't even broken in at that point. Owners tend to die before an Avalon does.

Avalon, NJ is a small town just below Ocean City, NJ in South Jersey. It’s considered the Hamptons of N.J. and only the rich wealthy white people from The Main Line go to Avalon. Avalon which is “Cooler by a mile.” The lifeguards a bunch of prep kids as it runs by a white father and only his kids friends can join.

21st Street is where all the prep kids meet up at 8pm then heads towards the beach and make out together. Although it anti a party unless the cops that are 18 come and stop them. A true Avalon Girl is a wealthy skinny brunette that’s a bitch and thinks she is the shit, although if your an ugly guy don’t worry, they can’t see you at night.

Popular slang words come from Avalon like “ Let’s watch the submarine races”

A lifestyle of excess in liquid income obtained by a much older, rich friend/boyfriend/girlfriend or elder family member or members where one goes around just living the life where every day is a vacation and every night is a party.

Avalon is one of the most beautiful places on earth. On the island of Catalina Island, which is approximatley 26 miles from Long Beach. Cruise ships stop there a good precentage of the year. They only have golf carts and electric cars with the exception of one or two cars.