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THE best person you will meet in your entire fucking life. She will literally be your best friend. Even when you are at your lowest point she can make you laugh so hard you forget everything else. When Ava walks into a room everybody notices and she always notices the little things. You feel most comfortable when you're with her and she will stay by your side. If you find an Ava Somerville make sure you don't take her for granted.
Friend 1: Who is that girl? She seems so nice.
Friend 2: Oh, that's Ava Somerville
by #snack100 July 19, 2019
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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