Ava Gross is the information center of the math wing. You can call her anytime and she will pick up. Ava Gross is the most yummy piece of ass there is. Ava Gross circulates the halls looking for others to join her cult. She believes god is a woman. Ava Gross has a penis and a vagina. You will be blinded by her good looks as she strolls along, always with a block of cheese in hand. Sometimes she will drink wine in the morning; however, it is usually a nighttime activity. Ava Gross is very familiar with Google Earth and can find your place of residence. She refers to herself as a “pro stalker” as that is her main hobby, along with professional golfing. Her father raised her right as the best female golfer in the nation! Ava Gross is the peanut butter to my jelly.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods