Autodocumentism (in Dutch: Autodocumentisme) is a religious belief worshipping two Gods (duotheism) founded in the Netherlands by the people of Flabber. The two Gods are Jeremy Clarkson, for determining what is good and beautiful, and David Attenborough, all-knowing about our surroundings and nature.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.