A tool used to cover up the fact that you can't sing.

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The means by which average people can become godly singers instantly. No musical knowledge is required, just loop a beat and sing away!

A software program created for those who have absolutely no musical talent whatsoever, used by idiots who wouldn't know what real music was, even if it kicked them in the head repeatedly. Also applies to someone who believes music that relies on this technology is actual music, even though they are uneducated as to what real music takes to make.

The program that killed hip-hop. The program basically lets artists talk and auto-tune does the rest. Also has let many singers rise up in the industry when they have no talent.

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n. the worst thing to happen to music; the best thing to comedy.
v. the act of making a bad singer sound more ridiculous.