by RPtheFP May 24, 2005
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An author can be a writer or creator of anything in which "author" is followed by. It can be used as a dis or a positive comment.
That guy over there, hes the author of douche.
DAMN you see that chick, shes the author of huge tits.
Yo G, I'm the author of crack slang'n.
DAMN you see that chick, shes the author of huge tits.
Yo G, I'm the author of crack slang'n.
by Friedolays November 08, 2009
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by tornadofan122 September 03, 2013
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Friend: dude I've been watching this hot girl on webcam. I think she's about to start stripping!
Me: Damn! Let me know when she does so I can report it to the "authorities".
Friend: are you talking about your junk again?
Me: Hellz yeah!
Me: Damn! Let me know when she does so I can report it to the "authorities".
Friend: are you talking about your junk again?
Me: Hellz yeah!
by Urbandictionaryarab April 01, 2017
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You better watch it. Authors have The Ultimate Power. They can kill people without getting arrested. They can sink your ships. They can do all sorts of awful things. So by all means, join us!
by fangirlsforever April 14, 2017
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someone who writes fucked up and stupid books for stupid people to read. Other times you can be cool if you write books with loads of cuss words in them, or write stuff that is actually interesting and not completely stupid, and full of characters we actually care about
by bread infection April 28, 2008
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A "Real Author" is someone who has at least 500 people show up for book signings. It has nothing to do with being an international best seller or owning your own mountain purchased through your book sales. It only has to do with how many people show up to get you to sign their books.
by Skua September June 18, 2018
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