Someone who has an outrageously deep voice for their age, also follows people and then denies the fact that they are stalkers.
by WAMS GOT SKILLZ2700 January 21, 2010
Someone who likes shagging Goats in their high mountains. Also is crap at snowboardering and computer games
by Zey October 22, 2003
1. Nag all the time just for the sake of it.
2. Spend more time on swearing that any other culture in the world.
3. They don't give a shit. AT. ALL.
2. Spend more time on swearing that any other culture in the world.
3. They don't give a shit. AT. ALL.
Austrian: WAAAAAAAH! Heast oida, wos isn des füa a gefickte schesse. Wenn der deckschas laptop net sofort wieder arennt, donn brunz i auf de tastatur, i schwör.
Tourist: What did he say?
Guide: AAAAAAAAH! WTF??? What is this fucking bullshit. if that fucking laptop doesn't work right now i'm going to crap on the keyboard. i swear!
Tourist: ...
Guide: whatever.
Tourist: What did he say?
Guide: AAAAAAAAH! WTF??? What is this fucking bullshit. if that fucking laptop doesn't work right now i'm going to crap on the keyboard. i swear!
Tourist: ...
Guide: whatever.
by very.funny. November 29, 2011
by jorg August 27, 2003
by JewFire69 May 15, 2016
n,v. the act or action of simultaneously having a coffee, cigarette, and a pastry, esp. strudel in your hands. Most performers of this act may wear designer glasses and a sweater over a button-up t-shirt, buttoned to the very top. Mostly seen outside a Kaffeehaus or universities around the world
Hey, that Grad student in Literature is smoking, drinking coffee, blogging on their MacPro, and eating Streusselkuchen at the same time, that is the best Austrian Juggle ever.
by Hard as Tits October 28, 2009