the condition of having an unhygienic mouth due to using your mouth to clean or pleasure ones own or other's lower regions (Down Under). Generally the Down Under Region would refer to feet or genitals or the floor. For a more specific phrase related to post-Cunnilingus mouth effect see: 'Mariana Trench mouth'
"Brush your teeth before you kiss me; you have Australia mouth." or "I'd like to give Margot Robbie Australia mouth."
by Willikin October 31, 2017
by Markevin August 21, 2017
When God was making Australia, he started with the eastern side. After creating all of it's wonders, be couldn't be bothered making the western half, so he put a desert there and filled it with a heap of obnoxious, self-absorbed pricks.
"Would you like to come to Western Australia with me?
"No, I would prefer choke to death, thank you".
"No, I would prefer choke to death, thank you".
by D McMoney December 27, 2011
aka Western Australia. The largest state in the world, on the West coast of Australia. Every other state hates us. We lose in the smarts competition. Hot girls. Hot beaches. Lot's of druggies and graffiti. Australia isn't the vacation destination you know it as people!
Can also be used in offence.
Can also be used in offence.
by Danica Way April 14, 2008
An airline for people who have don't like Qantas, so they fly with a carrier inferior service just to spite them
Hey I'm pumped for my holiday to Cairns!
Nice, who are you flying with?
Virgin Australia!
Oh, you're a member of the I hate QantasClub
Nice, who are you flying with?
Virgin Australia!
Oh, you're a member of the I hate QantasClub
by FlyDude October 22, 2016
by SuxPerth January 31, 2010
if you fart on my hands when i squeeze your australia cheeks, i might have to punch you in the face.
by mister carmine September 09, 2007

