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Australia used to be New Zealand's western island. But the brits needed a place to stash convicts. Being generous, New Zealand gave them the island.

50 years pass, and the convicts breed and learn simple table manners. The other half of the country is made up of abused aboriginals, whose only joy in life is to buy a litre of petrol and sniff it around the corner of the petrol station.

The country is mostly desert, with a couple of hick farms spread around.

The animals have pouches (what the fuck is the point in a pouch anyway?).

Abo #1: Let's buy some petrol MOOOIIITTE!!

Abo #2: No money, let's just siphon it.

Abo #1: Gud idea mens, hu hu hu.

<They siphon petrol and proceed to sniff until they are high>

<Riot police come and beat them to death>

Riot policeman: Haha, our australia you fuckers!
by Jay Sea October 14, 2006
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A great country ''down under'' which is sadly and quite rapidly being taken over by the chinese,japanese,korenese and many other f---ingese countries!
Too much mulitcuturalism I say.
Oh and it's ok we're all derived from convicts mainly and some settlers but we'll only steal a few goodies for our sheilas back in the barns yeh?
Aussie Bloke - Goodaye mate ow' ya goin?!
American Tourist - whatcha'll saying bout ma momma?!?!?!? %@%##%^#$^#$ australian!!!!
Aussie Bloke - Oi look ay kangaroo over there mayte!!
-American Dude Looks-
Aussie Bloke -Yoink!- steals the old wallet n camera!
American Dude - I missed it man, bummerrrr!!
Aussie - ah well mayte im off goodby'!
American - Cya ya later man!! Holl;a back ya'll!!
by Aussie Joe February 06, 2007
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The coolest place in the world, filled with the most coolest people in the world. Santa Clause's summer home is located just outside of Cairns, Queensland. And the whole shark attack thing -- myth!
Me: Wow! This Australia place is SOOOO cool! I never want to leave.
Aussie: Yieh, aur kuale's aer haepy. Aind aur sherks aer frindlee, mite.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 10, 2010
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Best country/continent in the fuckin' world.
Hot chicks, excessive beer, and more fucked up (yet edible) animals than you'll find anywhere.
Bazza: G'day mate, what'd you get up to last arvy?
Wally: Aww not much mate, shagged the hot sheila from the pub after grabbing a few beers and had a barbie for brekkie. Gotta love Australia.
Bazza: Too right mate.
by DerkaDerrr August 11, 2010
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The place where God threw all the scary and deadly shit.
What the fuck is that?!?!

I don't know but it lives in Australia so it can probably kill you.
by Lego trap April 09, 2015
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BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND I CAN SAY THAT COZ I LIVE DOWN HERE
I DONK CARE WHAT YOU SAY
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by AUSTRALIAMATE November 20, 2016
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Australia: "Drop bear: They drop. They bite. They kill"
Tourist: "Sure, okay"
Drop Bear: *DROPS. BITES. KILLS*
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by eyeballs r NOT 4 suking July 20, 2016
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