Urban Dictionary: Austination

jack austin

The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.

I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.

by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020

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Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 09, 2020

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Landen Austin

Landen Austin is the clan lord master, the second coming of Hitler. The leader of this clan is overbearing, controlling, and aggressive. Remember to attack in war.

Landen Austin commands you to attack. Hail before the master.

by ProPengu123 April 26, 2019

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The Austin

Shoving LSD up your asshole in the back of a police vehicle.

Example: "My homie got raided by the DEA and had to do the Austin".

by bigdeekbart November 30, 2020

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Wesley Austin

An intelligent male with luscious locks, he also hates wazzocks and pillocks.

Wow that one Wesley Austin kid has luscious locks and is pretty darn smart.

by Shrekaz January 10, 2020

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