a manipulative piece of shit. austins will control you and make you feel worthless. don’t ever trust an austin. they will cheat on you then say they’re going to kill themselves so you’ll stay because they “love you”. AUSTINS ARE TRASH. Watch for an austin in a white 1992 toyota pickup. a pos driving a pos! austins will also try to get with anyone with a pussy so watch out ladies. fuck austin.
by peenween28 June 10, 2020
by xD CUNT May 10, 2019
the type of poopy to steal your cheeseburger. everyone has given up on ever seeing their cheeseburgers again, thanks to Austin.
by scrotumtickler8008 November 23, 2021
some country ass motherfucker who has squirrel teeth and a huge ass collection of guns. he always wears fucking camouflage, i guess that's why it seems no chicks see him. he acts gay as fuck, but is still a donald trump supporter. austin always talks in a country accent that will fuck you up. it's fucking annoying as shit. he's always friends with some other country ass donald trump supporter, who is probably racist and gay. austin is just a copycat of that guy. he's just a big bag of dicks, but he still doesn't have one
austin is gay lol
by mcyeettm April 17, 2018
a complete retard,sped,2 inch dick, no friends, likes wiener up the butt, and watches gay porn with his dad
by caden holmes September 10, 2017
young country man that will never get his shit together. Likes to drink lots and lots to where he blacks out and fucks everything that walks. Tends to lie alot, especially to his bitches. Notice that says bitchES. plural. Yeah he can never have enough of those. Austins also tend to have a babymomma thats a full HOE, and loves to talk shit but wont ever do anything. Austin will say he loves you, and he will actually make you fall in love with him to the point where you believe the asshole walks on water, then he breaks your lil heart. Get u a Austin ;)
by yungmaddie October 4, 2018